A recent conversation I had with my son:
Rhys: Mom, I’d like to learn how to do five things.
Me: Oh ya? And what are those five things?
Rhys: First I’d like to learn how to canoe. Then I’d like to learn how to hunt with a bow and arrow. Third, I’d like to learn how to fish (he’s already surpassed my fishing capabilities BTW). Fourth, I’d like to make a hut. Fifth, I’d like to learn survival.
Me: Man, your father would be having a proud daddy moment right now if he were here.
Move over Bear Grylls and Jim Shockey, Rhys is after your jobs.