Why it’s a good idea to have children.

{I started writing ‘Reasons for why it’s a good idea to have children’ as little statuses on facebook. I thought that I’d add them onto my blog for all of you non-fber’s to enjoy.}

Reason #1 for why it’s a good idea to have children: If you don’t have kids, who’s gonna draw an obscure picture of a soldier then take the crazy bird magnet on your fridge and morph it into a creepy hybrid Thoth that haunts you in your sleep??

Reason #2 for why it’s a good idea to have children – When else are you going to have the opportunity to hear a little voice coming from the washroom (doing their business) singing O Canada? “O Canada, we stand on dart hor leeeeeee!”

Reason #3 for why it’s a good idea to have children: Who else is going to will their nose to run when they see that you have tissues with pretty hearts on them? I swear she went around the corner and stood there for 5 minutes with her head bent over waiting for a big drip of snot to roll out of her nose just to prove to me that, yes, she DID need a tissue!

Reason #4 for why it’s a good idea to have children: You will wake-up to a little face crying beside your bed because their sibling won’t play kitty cats with them. When you open your arms and invite them up, you get to experience one of the best things ever…early morning snuggles with your child and their blankie.

Reason # 5 for why it’s a good idea to have children: They’ll put to use your pile of neglected Starbucks sampler cards by turning them into trading cards!

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2 responses to “Why it’s a good idea to have children.

  1. K.R.

    Haha, these are great. Can’t wait for more!

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